Behold the Kickmen
58Size Five Games · Size Five Games · 2017
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
Available on 1 platform.
Steam
Spirit of '65Win the World Cup
38 FC11% of players
HatTrickScore a 3-pointer
33 FC20% of players
Pair of TrainersFully upgrade your skills
27 FC32% of players
Lovely TacklePull off a perfect tackle
24 FC38% of players
Seeing RedGet a player sent off
22 FC41% of players
Come on the LadsWin a game
12 FC66% of players
Dev's FavouriteActually play the tutorial
11 FC69% of players
Got the UmpDo a Goal
10 FC72% of players