Coffin Dodgers
Available on 1 platform.
Week MindedYou're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..
43 FC2.6% of players
Trick or TreatAdd insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
43 FC2.6% of players
You Old RomanticWin a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
43 FC2.6% of players
Christmas Truce?Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.
43 FC2.6% of players
He Was A Skater BoyKeyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
43 FC2.9% of players
Snatch me if you canSnatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
43 FC3.5% of players
Paperboy The Hard WayRun over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
43 FC3.6% of players
Double, double toil and troubleGet a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
43 FC3.6% of players
A Quiet Night InGet the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
43 FC3.6% of players
Over the humpWin a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
42 FC3.8% of players
Thor's DayImpress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
42 FC3.8% of players
Tuesday’s childPut your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
42 FC3.9% of players
A Manic MondayAdd to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
42 FC4.0% of players
Jason goes to Sunny PinesWin a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
42 FC4.0% of players
Million Dollar GranddadFully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
42 FC4.4% of players
Disco DrivingCatch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
42 FC4.4% of players
No rest for the wickedWhy rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
42 FC4.4% of players
Death DefilerGet gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.
42 FC4.5% of players
SweepGet 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
42 FC4.9% of players
Death DespiserGet gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.
42 FC5.1% of players
Death DeciderGet gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
41 FC6.1% of players
Death DeriderGet gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
41 FC6.7% of players
Worldly Wise WhizAmass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
40 FC7.2% of players
Slick Moves Like JaggerSlip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
40 FC8.3% of players
Luckily My Shield Will Protect MeSuccessfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
39 FC9.3% of players
Death DefierGet gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.
39 FC10% of players
Casting your netWin a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.
38 FC11% of players
TechnophobicUse an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
37 FC12% of players
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
37 FC13% of players
Silver SurferTake your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
37 FC13% of players
We Can Rebuild HimFully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.
36 FC15% of players
Feeling Lucky?Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
36 FC15% of players
Gone In Many SecondsBoost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
35 FC16% of players
Batteries not IncludedGet taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
33 FC19% of players
My Kart Is AugmentedBuy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
29 FC27% of players
GrimAcedWin your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
28 FC29% of players
During The War...Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
21 FC44% of players