Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Beat the Arcade Boss Rush at Matt's house on Epic difficulty.

Collect all 50 monster cards. Huh? Some of these are just normal animals and household objects...!?

Beat the 3-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the 2-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Mega Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Reach wave 30 in the Endless Battle.

Beat the Foe Marathon on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Miniboss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 4 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the strongest being in the universe on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Lance on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Anna on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with NoLegs on Epic difficulty.

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 3 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Complete all of the hidden arcade games. This unlocks the boss rush at Matt's house.

Complete the Battle Arena with Natalie on Epic difficulty.

Defeat any boss with all challenge options enabled. Epic difficulty not recommended, but you can try it if you're bored.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 2 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Matt on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the dark priestess on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the horned demon on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the Greenwood Library bosses on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the hungry golem on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the killer android on Epic difficulty.

Win 30 battles with the "More Foe Resistance" and "Less Player Resistance" challenge options enabled.

Start a new Custom Game with any settings, and get to Greenwood Village. It's just like the normal game, but fresher!

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 1 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Win 30 battles with the "Counter-Attacking Foes" challenge option enabled. These foes aren't just going to sit there and take a beating!

Get a triple critical hit, with the power of status effects! (check which ones increase your critical hit chance)

Complete 40 quests for NPCs. You'll need to complete some of the holiday quests too.

Find 200 secret treasures - there's a lot more than that, but let's stay reasonable!

Capture 151 different foes. This game won't actually make you catch all of them, but there was a time when 151 was considered impressive.

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Defeat the Crystal Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Vulcan on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Neon Valhalla on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with all players on any difficulty.

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Telperion on Epic difficulty.

Defeat all 5 bosses in the Temple of Trials, on any difficulty.

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Beat all simulations on the B2 floor in the Data Bunker, on any difficulty.

Spend a minute or two watching the credits roll by. A lot of people were involved in the making of this game!

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Sól and Skadi on Epic difficulty.

Open 600 treasure chests. Not even the developer knows exactly how many there are.

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Collect 25 monster cards. Maybe they'll be valuable someday. But maybe not.

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Find all of the treasure chests in the underground labyrinth. (Not counting any rooms!)

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Defeat all 5 mega bosses in their optional dungeons, on any difficulty.

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Sail south of the map, across the Great Sea, to discover exciting new lands!

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Let everyone on the battlefield become infected with the virus status. Probably not a viable strategy for most fights...

Buy everything in the equipment shop. Maybe some new stuff will appear during certain months...?

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Discover one of several secret codes.

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

Find a hidden arcade machine. You're pretty sure it wasn't there before.

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

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Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.