Genital Jousting

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Free Lives · Devolver Digital · 2018

Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

Available on 2 platforms.

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Genital Jousting · 1 tracked players · 28 achievements

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  • Fussy Lover

    Save yourself for that special orgy.

    44 FC1.2% of players
  • Appalling Appetite
    44 FC1.3% of players
  • Couch Party

    Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

    44 FC1.3% of players
  • Bulking Gear

    Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

    44 FC1.6% of players
  • Sleep No More

    Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

    44 FC1.7% of players
  • Early Bird

    Swallow every worm.

    44 FC1.8% of players
  • Paperwork

    Submit your monthly physical report.

    43 FC2.3% of players
  • Meet Your Maker
    43 FC3.1% of players
  • Safety First

    Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

    43 FC3.1% of players
  • My Precious

    Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

    43 FC3.2% of players
  • Popcorn Buffet

    Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

    43 FC3.5% of players
  • Master Unlocker

    Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

    42 FC3.8% of players
  • Magnetic Basshole

    Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

    42 FC3.8% of players
  • The Perfect Partner

    Marry yourself in Abstinence.

    42 FC4.1% of players
  • Summer Job
    42 FC4.5% of players
  • Spare Wheel

    Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

    42 FC4.8% of players
  • Most Improved Tapulator

    Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

    41 FC5.3% of players
  • Clumsy

    Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

    41 FC6.3% of players
  • Always Finishes First

    Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

    41 FC6.8% of players
  • Autopaedicatio

    Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

    40 FC7.0% of players
  • Till Death Do Us

    Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

    39 FC9.6% of players
  • Swan Tamer

    Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

    38 FC11% of players
  • A Better John
    38 FC12% of players
  • Self Defence

    Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

    35 FC16% of players
  • Generous Lover

    Finish last in a Party Mode game.

    26 FC32% of players
  • Fire Inspector

    Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

    26 FC33% of players
  • Go Right

    Move to the right.

    19 FC47% of players
  • Go Left

    Move to the left.

    19 FC47% of players