Genital Jousting
Available on 2 platforms.
Fussy LoverSave yourself for that special orgy.
44 FC1.2% of players
44 FC1.3% of players
Couch PartyHave enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
44 FC1.3% of players
Sleep No MoreDon't let sleeping dongs lie.
44 FC1.7% of players
Bulking GearUse all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
44 FC1.7% of players
Early BirdSwallow every worm.
44 FC1.8% of players
PaperworkSubmit your monthly physical report.
43 FC2.3% of players
43 FC3.1% of players
Safety FirstEveryone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
43 FC3.2% of players
My PreciousGet all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
43 FC3.3% of players
Popcorn BuffetEat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
43 FC3.5% of players
Master UnlockerCollect enough milk to fill the tank.
42 FC3.9% of players
Magnetic BassholeWin Lights Out in under five seconds.
42 FC3.9% of players
The Perfect PartnerMarry yourself in Abstinence.
42 FC4.2% of players
42 FC4.5% of players
Spare WheelBe the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
42 FC4.9% of players
Most Improved TapulatorLearn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
42 FC5.0% of players
ClumsyDie a lot of times in your nightmares.
41 FC6.4% of players
Always Finishes FirstGood at video games. Terrible at sex.
41 FC6.9% of players
AutopaedicatioPenetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
40 FC7.0% of players
Till Death Do UsHave sex in the Date Night graveyard.
39 FC9.8% of players
Swan TamerMake peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
38 FC11% of players
38 FC12% of players
Self DefenceUse the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
35 FC17% of players
Generous LoverFinish last in a Party Mode game.
26 FC33% of players
Fire InspectorSafely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
26 FC33% of players
Go RightMove to the right.
19 FC47% of players
Go LeftMove to the left.
19 FC47% of players