Goat Simulator
62Coffee Stain Studios · Coffee Stain Publishing · 2014
Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
Available on 3 platforms.
Be not afreightDestroy all freighters.
44 FC1.4% of players
Ruler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships.
44 FC1.4% of players
Bacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships.
44 FC1.4% of players
Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids.
44 FC1.4% of players
NERD!Find all trophies in Space.
44 FC1.4% of players
What came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs.
44 FC1.5% of players
Wow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies.
44 FC1.5% of players
That's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
44 FC1.5% of players
SurvivalistCraft all items in one game
44 FC1.6% of players
Plentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once.
44 FC1.6% of players
You raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
44 FC1.6% of players
Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs.
44 FC1.6% of players
Camel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
44 FC1.6% of players
DastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
44 FC1.6% of players
My little bronyFind all the pony horses.
44 FC1.6% of players
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus.
44 FC1.6% of players
Ready for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
44 FC1.6% of players
Spend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder.
44 FC1.6% of players
Shattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
44 FC1.7% of players
A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game
44 FC1.7% of players
HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ
44 FC1.7% of players
The Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song.
44 FC1.7% of players
GoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
44 FC1.7% of players
Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
44 FC1.7% of players
The world is your canvasTag 10 walls.
44 FC1.7% of players
I Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
44 FC1.8% of players
Warm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
44 FC1.8% of players
What’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
44 FC1.8% of players
Rocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
44 FC1.8% of players
Suppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison.
44 FC1.8% of players
GoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
44 FC1.8% of players
Sweet collection!Find 10 trophies.
44 FC1.8% of players
Gather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire.
44 FC1.8% of players
Captain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium.
44 FC1.8% of players
Don't starveEat 50 food items in one game
44 FC1.9% of players
Big in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
44 FC1.9% of players
The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
44 FC1.9% of players
Bounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars.
44 FC1.9% of players
TestaholicComplete test chambers.
44 FC1.9% of players
Goat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
44 FC2.0% of players
Goat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
44 FC2.0% of players
BFFLick a friend
43 FC2.1% of players
Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
43 FC2.1% of players
Survive for your lifeSurvive 10 days
43 FC2.2% of players
Itsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
43 FC2.2% of players
Fund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
43 FC2.2% of players
Hang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute
43 FC2.3% of players
Look at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
43 FC2.3% of players
Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101
43 FC2.4% of players
An Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
43 FC2.4% of players
SteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
43 FC2.5% of players
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon.
43 FC2.6% of players
The Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami.
43 FC2.6% of players
RetirementJust finish that one LAST job.
43 FC2.7% of players
The puke machineComplete centrifuge event.
43 FC2.7% of players
MasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
43 FC2.8% of players
I freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
43 FC2.9% of players
Zombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game
43 FC2.9% of players
It's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer.
43 FC2.9% of players
NeckbeardSmell and look like one
43 FC3.0% of players
Goatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats?
43 FC3.0% of players
Steal the showDo a card trick at the magician
43 FC3.1% of players
The FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat.
43 FC3.2% of players
Hat SimulatorBuy all hats
43 FC3.2% of players
Music Non StopJump on the launchpad
43 FC3.3% of players
Too much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun
43 FC3.3% of players
Columbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush
43 FC3.5% of players
Is that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
43 FC3.5% of players
Elfstreet BoysBaa with the choir
42 FC3.8% of players
Flip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip
42 FC3.9% of players
The Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to.
42 FC3.9% of players
One BallRide a bike for 60 sec
42 FC4.0% of players
Builder GoatFind all the blocks
42 FC4.1% of players
ExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
42 FC4.1% of players
ValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
42 FC4.3% of players
Voluntary QATrash the server room
42 FC4.3% of players
Around the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
42 FC4.4% of players
I am BreadAre you bread?
42 FC4.4% of players
Tony GoatFinish all manual quests
42 FC4.5% of players
Try HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
42 FC4.7% of players
Gravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator
42 FC4.7% of players
Powerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car
42 FC4.8% of players
Wheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator
42 FC4.8% of players
Mattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
42 FC4.9% of players
SällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level
42 FC5.1% of players
Mermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator
42 FC5.1% of players
Don't Panicsrsly
41 FC5.4% of players
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
41 FC5.5% of players
Not again...Get deviously trapped again
41 FC5.5% of players
The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game
41 FC5.7% of players
The SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind
41 FC6.9% of players
GoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course
40 FC7.0% of players
JörgenJörgen.
40 FC7.1% of players
Vegas, baby!Hit The jackpot.
40 FC7.6% of players
Old GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
40 FC7.9% of players
One man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee
40 FC7.9% of players
The mage's favouriteBurn people from afar
40 FC8.4% of players
Mile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider.
39 FC8.8% of players
Boat rideEnjoy your trip
39 FC10% of players
Dodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
38 FC11% of players
Malleus MaleficarumBurn them!
38 FC11% of players
Goat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
38 FC12% of players
I can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick.
37 FC13% of players
Jousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator
35 FC16% of players
A Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
35 FC16% of players
Cardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
35 FC16% of players
Here's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue
35 FC16% of players
Rymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space!
34 FC18% of players
Steve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples
34 FC18% of players
ButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
33 FC20% of players
Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed.
32 FC22% of players
Ling Ling into battle goFight the turtles
30 FC25% of players
DisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck
29 FC26% of players
A story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat
28 FC28% of players
PedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
28 FC29% of players
Boulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death.
27 FC31% of players
Devil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
26 FC34% of players
Maximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person
25 FC35% of players
Goats 'n' StuffHold your own concert
24 FC36% of players
LOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
22 FC40% of players
What is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge
20 FC47% of players
Alexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout!
19 FC48% of players
DemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
19 FC49% of players
Goat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville
18 FC50% of players
Stand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest
18 FC51% of players
Angel GoatDo no evil.
17 FC52% of players
FINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower.
16 FC54% of players