Paradigm
85Jacob Janerka · Jacob Janerka · 2017
Paradigm is a surreal adventure game set in the strange and post apocalyptic Eastern European country of Krusz. Play as the handsome mutant, Paradigm, whose past comes back to haunt him in the form of a genetically engineered sloth that vomits candy.
Available on 1 platform.
Notavirus.exeYou installed a virus in IT.
41 FC6.0% of players
High FidelityYou collected all the audio tapes.
41 FC6.2% of players
Carpal Tunnel RevenueYou pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
41 FC6.4% of players
Kvlt GroovesYou used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
39 FC8.7% of players
Qualified IT ConsultantYou listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
39 FC8.9% of players
Keeps Me CompanyYou defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
39 FC9.2% of players
Down in the DungeonYou found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
38 FC11% of players
There's No Place Like WallYou talked to the Man in the Wall.
37 FC13% of players
Oh My What Long Arms You HaveYou dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
37 FC13% of players
Quak Me HardYou dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
37 FC14% of players
Toast My BunsYou dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
36 FC15% of players
We Don't Go ThereYou entered the forbidden mouse hole.
36 FC15% of players
High Five Me Again, YeahYou high fived the arm one too many times.
35 FC16% of players
Succulent Space OdyseeyYou bid a farewell to a space cactus.
35 FC17% of players
Crowd PleaserYou learned some sweet dance moves.
34 FC19% of players
KoniecYou completed Paradigm. Dope.
33 FC20% of players
F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.MYou listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
29 FC27% of players
DopeYou listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
18 FC51% of players