POSTAL 2
59Running With Scissors · Running With Scissors · 2012
Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Available on 1 platform.
Harder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
43 FC3.0% of players
My Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills.
43 FC3.1% of players
Adderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
43 FC3.1% of players
Scientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
43 FC3.3% of players
43 FC3.3% of players
You Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
43 FC3.4% of players
CAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
43 FC3.6% of players
42 FC3.7% of players
Rich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
42 FC3.7% of players
40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
42 FC3.8% of players
42 FC3.8% of players
42 FC3.8% of players
Planet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
42 FC4.1% of players
42 FC4.1% of players
Anustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
42 FC4.2% of players
BioShockedSpent $2000 on vending machines.
42 FC4.4% of players
Michonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
42 FC4.5% of players
42 FC4.5% of players
Better than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion.
42 FC4.6% of players
42 FC4.6% of players
Fear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
42 FC4.7% of players
42 FC4.7% of players
Gettin DP'dMade 30 kills while dual-wielding.
42 FC4.8% of players
Hello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs.
42 FC5.0% of players
Pussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
41 FC5.4% of players
Uncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
41 FC5.5% of players
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
41 FC5.5% of players
Don't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
41 FC5.6% of players
Rain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame.
41 FC6.0% of players
41 FC6.0% of players
Cesar Millan is Very HappyMauled 30 people with your dog.
41 FC6.3% of players
I don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member.
41 FC6.4% of players
Holocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy.
41 FC6.7% of players
One time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death.
40 FC7.0% of players
GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend.
40 FC8.1% of players
Señor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
40 FC8.2% of players
40 FC8.4% of players
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40 FC8.5% of players
40 FC8.5% of players
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39 FC8.7% of players
I should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day.
39 FC8.9% of players
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39 FC9.0% of players
Reddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
39 FC9.1% of players
Thanks for the money!Finished all seven days.
39 FC9.1% of players
Rebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars.
39 FC9.8% of players
Anger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
39 FC9.8% of players
RAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 10 people in the balls.
39 FC10% of players
Shiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
39 FC10% of players
I swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb.
38 FC10% of players
38 FC10% of players
I Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way.
38 FC11% of players
Chuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
38 FC11% of players
Paid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
37 FC13% of players
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37 FC13% of players
37 FC13% of players
36 FC14% of players
Screw Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday.
36 FC14% of players
Darth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
36 FC14% of players
Door MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
36 FC14% of players
FAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits.
36 FC15% of players
Can't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
35 FC17% of players
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people.
34 FC18% of players
34 FC18% of players
Workin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday.
34 FC19% of players
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
33 FC19% of players
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
33 FC20% of players
Where's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
33 FC20% of players
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire.
33 FC20% of players
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday.
32 FC22% of players
And THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library.
32 FC22% of players
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
30 FC25% of players
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday.
28 FC28% of players
Do you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
28 FC28% of players
Fur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
27 FC32% of players
It's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition.
27 FC32% of players
Lieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
26 FC32% of players
Finkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
26 FC32% of players
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
26 FC34% of players
C U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday.
25 FC34% of players
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire.
24 FC36% of players
It's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss.
24 FC37% of players
Here, WilfredGained your first dog helper.
20 FC46% of players
Officer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
20 FC46% of players
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19 FC49% of players
Duck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar.
19 FC49% of players
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday.
17 FC53% of players
Well, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door.
15 FC57% of players
Friend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
13 FC62% of players
R. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
12 FC68% of players