South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended your father.

You sold 300 junk items.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.