Surgeon Simulator
71Bossa Studios · Infogrames · 2013
Surgeon Simulator is an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together pitch-black humour with life-saving surgery. Become Dr. Burke, a would-be surgeon with a less than conventional toolkit, as he performs procedures on patients including the Heavy from TF2! ...is that a hammer?
Available on 1 platform.
A Small Loan From My FatherComplete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
44 FC0.9% of players
A++ is TrumperificGet A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
44 FC1.0% of players
Right Tools At The Right TimePerform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
The Speed Of A NeuronPerform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
Blinding Speed SurgeryPerform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
Keep Fidgeting To A MinimumPerform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
I Can See For Miles... Per HourPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
At Worst, You're Now ColourblindPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
44 FC1.2% of players
Not The Time Or Place For PrecisionPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
Eye Of The Space StormPerform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
44 FC1.2% of players
Expert Space StalkerPerform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
44 FC1.2% of players
The Tooth Is Out TherePerform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
44 FC1.2% of players
Little Wet WillyWet Willy with little pinky.
44 FC1.2% of players
Blink And You'll Miss ItPerform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
44 FC1.3% of players
You May Feel A Light TappingPerform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
44 FC1.3% of players
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
44 FC1.3% of players
The Brains Of The OperationPerform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
44 FC1.3% of players
Maintained Healthy Gums At LeastPerform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
44 FC1.3% of players
TrumsplantTower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
44 FC1.3% of players
No Need To Curb Stomp HimPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
44 FC1.4% of players
There Is Nothing More To Teach...Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
44 FC1.5% of players
Nothing But SkullComplete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
44 FC1.5% of players
No Time To Admire The ViewPerform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
44 FC1.5% of players
Stomach O'ClockPerform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
44 FC1.5% of players
Tunnel VisionPerform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
44 FC1.5% of players
Best Surgeon In The WorldGet an A++ rating on all procedures.
44 FC1.6% of players
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity EnginePerform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
44 FC1.6% of players
The Surgery Of The FuturePerform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
44 FC1.6% of players
Precision Instrument TimePerform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
44 FC1.6% of players
Pink EyeVodka to the eye.
44 FC1.6% of players
Let's See That Sick Filth AgainPerform a 180° spoon flip.
44 FC1.7% of players
Best Surgeon In The UniverseComplete all 6 secret transplants.
44 FC1.7% of players
No More Worse Than ShampooPerform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
44 FC1.7% of players
Won't Even Need Glasses!Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
44 FC1.7% of players
LumberjackCut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
44 FC1.7% of players
Now I Can ReachPick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
44 FC1.7% of players
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On SpeedPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
44 FC1.8% of players
That's How I Lost My Medical LicensePerform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
44 FC1.8% of players
Don't Even Need A BucketPerform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
44 FC1.8% of players
Open Really WidePerform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
44 FC1.8% of players
First SuccessComplete an alien organ transplant.
44 FC1.9% of players
Don't In-Test My PatiencePerform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
44 FC2.0% of players
And They Said It Was Impossible!Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
43 FC2.1% of players
Frikkin' LasersComplete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
43 FC2.1% of players
SurgetricityComplete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
43 FC2.2% of players
Butter FingersLose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
43 FC2.2% of players
Like An AnimalThrow everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
43 FC2.2% of players
You Can't Handle The Tooth!Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
43 FC2.2% of players
MooooooHeart of a Cow.
43 FC2.2% of players
Life's Too ShortPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
43 FC2.3% of players
We're Going On An Adventure!Take your radio with you.
43 FC2.3% of players
You're Free NowSet the Gobbleshaft free.
43 FC2.3% of players
Nigel You Bloody HeroPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
43 FC2.4% of players
Those Are Some Healthy GumsPerform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
43 FC2.4% of players
Orbital DentistPerform a teeth transplant in space.
43 FC2.5% of players
I Have No Idea What I'm DoingSmash all canisters within 10 seconds.
43 FC2.6% of players
My Eyesight Means A Lot To MePerform an eye transplant in space.
43 FC2.6% of players
Performance Enhancer?Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
43 FC2.7% of players
I'm Sure He'll LiveComplete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
43 FC2.7% of players
Sweet BlasphemyPerform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
43 FC2.8% of players
BrainstormPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
43 FC2.8% of players
Kali Mah!Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
43 FC3.0% of players
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
43 FC3.0% of players
At Least He Won't Be Peeing BloodPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
43 FC3.0% of players
Archimedes!Hit Archimedes with a heart.
43 FC3.1% of players
Grin And Bear ItRemove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
43 FC3.2% of players
Should I Be Awake For This?Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
43 FC3.3% of players
One With The Speed BumpsPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
43 FC3.5% of players
Performance AnxietyPerform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
43 FC3.5% of players
Speedrun TimePerform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
43 FC3.5% of players
Brace For SurgeryPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
43 FC3.5% of players
Call TrishaNow where did you leave her number...
42 FC3.7% of players
Keep Your Eyes On The RoadPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
42 FC3.7% of players
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!Completely smash up the rib cage.
42 FC4.0% of players
The Beat Of Your HeartReplace the heart with something else.
42 FC4.5% of players
Go For The Optics!Perform
42 FC4.6% of players
Mobile DentistryPerform a corridor teeth transplant.
42 FC4.8% of players
Hammer TimeLose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
42 FC5.0% of players
Don't Run With ScalpelsPerform a corridor eye transplant.
42 FC5.1% of players
Is it Real?Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
42 FC5.1% of players
Enter The CodeI'm not sure that was worth it...
41 FC5.3% of players
41 FC5.3% of players
It's In! It's In I Tell You!...and it was going so well.
41 FC5.4% of players
We're Going Bowling!Perform a corridor brain transplant.
41 FC5.5% of players
I Should Never Have Doubted MyselfGet an A++ rating on a procedure.
41 FC5.9% of players
It's Hardly Rocket SciencePerform a brain transplant in space.
41 FC5.9% of players
Delivery Coming ThroughPerform a corridor double kidney transplant.
41 FC5.9% of players
Zero G KidneyPerform a double kidney transplant in space.
41 FC6.2% of players
Like A Wet Paper TowelThrow the new heart away in the surgery.
41 FC6.3% of players
I Immediately Regret This DecisionElectrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
41 FC6.7% of players
A New HeartComplete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
41 FC6.7% of players
About As Politically Correct As FurGive the patient a... scarf.
40 FC7.2% of players
Like a hotdog down a hallway.Perform a corridor heart transplant.
40 FC7.5% of players
What A Load Of BullListen to the surgeon rap.
40 FC7.5% of players
In Space, No One Can Hear You BleedPerform a heart transplant in space.
40 FC7.6% of players
The Goggles Do NothingCompletely smash up the goggles.
40 FC8.1% of players
What Have I Done??Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
39 FC8.6% of players
HeterochromiaGive the patient heterochromia.
39 FC8.8% of players
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!Explode a heart.
39 FC9.0% of players
Trust Me, I'm Not A DentistPerform a teeth transplant.
39 FC9.1% of players
Practically LicensedComplete all procedures.
39 FC9.3% of players
Mother HenDon't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
39 FC9.9% of players
SpaaaaaaaaaceGo where no surgeon has gone before.
38 FC11% of players
Eye've No Idea What I'm DoingPerform an eye transplant.
38 FC11% of players
10 Megabytes Of Raw DataCollect all floppy disks.
38 FC11% of players
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
38 FC11% of players
I Am A Genius!Create a Hammerhead shark.
38 FC12% of players
When You Have No Choice But To OperatePerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
38 FC12% of players
Socialised Medicine!Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
37 FC13% of players
Keyhole SurgeryCompletely remove the rib cage.
36 FC15% of players
Let's Go Practice MedicinePerform an uber heart transplant.
36 FC15% of players
Nine Nine Nine!Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
36 FC15% of players
Nigel The SecretaryGo about your secretarial duties.
34 FC18% of players
I Think I Got ThisPerform a brain transplant.
29 FC27% of players
You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!Perform a double kidney transplant.
28 FC28% of players
Vworrrp VworrrpCreate a Time Lord.
28 FC30% of players
Pinky SwearMake a promise with the rib cage.
25 FC35% of players
Shh I Doctor NowCalm your patient.
22 FC41% of players
It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know ItPerform a heart transplant.
20 FC46% of players
Valve Actually Let Us Do This?Successfully use the VHS tape.
19 FC49% of players
Surgery HornsExpress your appreciation of the metal.
16 FC55% of players
Flippin' The BirdShow the patient your disdain.
14 FC61% of players
Doctor Doctor, Give Me The NewsAnswer the phone.
8 FC79% of players